Ghetto Chinese Grandma Ghetto Chinese Grandma
Fù Chún Ēn, Nǐ shì wǒ hǎo sūnzi
Ghetto Chinese Grandma Ghetto Chinese Grandma
Ah pì ah, Nǐ hén tǎo yèn
She's got the brains, the brawns, the will
Challenge her and she'll show off her skills
Moksha needles puncture the skin
Tickle the nerves paralyze you and win
Weak men of the west
A notion some suggest
Well these poor white folk they don't know what hit'em
When she steps up and they're bested
At their game
And learn a little shame
Her cuisine is brought to fame
Although sometimes it tastes all the same
Ramen noodle flavor packets saved up in the drawer
Sunflower samurai, strikes swiftly, shells galore
Boiling pots and sizzlin scorpions
Dragonflies and frosty mountains
Douse with Vinegar and soy sauce
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